Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips


With Zombies to your left, and Cannibals to your right — how do you survive in this real epidemic of Cannibals and Zombies we are undergoing?  We have the Miami Zombie eating the face and nose off of a homeless man, we have a Maryland student eat his roommate’s brains, and a porn star in Montreal that decides to eat his friend and mail the left over parts to local politicians and films himself doing it.  WTF?

The CDC put out a survival tip list on what you need to do if you are under attack by zombies or cannibals:

The CDC suggests you have in your possession:

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding
  • Important documents (in case you need to get into a safe house)
  • First Aid supplies

We don’t think that is enough — WaZaap suggest you add the following items to your list:

  • Shotgun (with extra amp)
  • Several automatic pistols
  • Axe
  • Flares (in case you need to illuminate a dark corridor or street)
  • Fresh Meat (throw it in one direction and run the other way)
  • Good running shoes
  • Extra set of underwear (you might need them)

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