Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips

 

With Zombies to your left, and Cannibals to your right — how do you survive in this real epidemic of Cannibals and Zombies we are undergoing?  We have the Miami Zombie eating the face and nose off of a homeless man, we have a Maryland student eat his roommate’s brains, and a porn star in Montreal that decides to eat his friend and mail the left over parts to local politicians and films himself doing it.  WTF?

The CDC put out a survival tip list on what you need to do if you are under attack by zombies or cannibals:

The CDC suggests you have in your possession:

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding
  • Important documents (in case you need to get into a safe house)
  • First Aid supplies

We don’t think that is enough — WaZaap suggest you add the following items to your list:

  • Shotgun (with extra amp)
  • Several automatic pistols
  • Axe
  • Flares (in case you need to illuminate a dark corridor or street)
  • Fresh Meat (throw it in one direction and run the other way)
  • Good running shoes
  • Extra set of underwear (you might need them)

Gallery Of Zombies and Cannibals

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Stories About Cannibal And Zombie Attacks In 2012

Miami Cannibal Rudy Eugene Not High On Bath Salts

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Famous Cannibals (Part 1)

Another Miami Cannibal Attack – Man Gets Naked And Eats Arm

New Cannibal Attack in Miami! Is Florida Ground Zero for Face-Chewing Cannibal Zombies?

Swedish Cannibal Eats Wife’s Lips

Bath Salts Cannibals, Bath Salts Zombies, and Now Bath Salts Perverts?

New Pictures of Ronald Poppo

Vampire Attacks Homeless Man

I Wanted The Miami Cannibal To Have My Baby

Zombie Bullets & Zombie Survival Gear

Louisiana Zombie Cannibal Attack! 

Flesh Eater’s Ex-Wife Jenny Ductant Says He Was Violent

Miami Cannibal 911 Calls Released – Witnesses Call Police as The Zombie Cannibal Fed

Canadian Psycho Cannibal Caught In Berlin

Cannibal Attack Victim Was Chinese

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips

Zombie Apocalypse – Are Bath Salts Sparking The Cannibal Epidemic? 

Maryland Cannibal Confesses – I Ate My Roommate’s Heart And Brains

Montreal Cannibal Luka Magnotta Says He Can’t Stop Killing – Fed Kitten To A Snake

Cannibal Strikes in Maryland – College Student Eats His Roommate

My Son Is Not A Zombie – The Miami Cannibal’s Mother Speaks Out

Cannibal Mingled with South Beach Tourists Before Eating Man’s Face

Eugene The Cannibal Not Alone … More Zombies In Miami

Picture of the Miami Cannibal

Miami Cannibal Growled Like An Animal As He Ate Flesh

 

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