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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips
With Zombies to your left, and Cannibals to your right — how do you survive in this real epidemic of Cannibals and Zombies we are undergoing? We have the Miami Zombie eating the face and nose off of a homeless man, we have a Maryland student eat his roommate’s brains, and a porn star in Montreal that decides to eat his friend and mail the left over parts to local politicians and films himself doing it. WTF?
The CDC put out a survival tip list on what you need to do if you are under attack by zombies or cannibals:
The CDC suggests you have in your possession:
- Water (1 gallon per person per day)
- Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
- Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
- Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
- Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
- Clothing and Bedding
- Important documents (in case you need to get into a safe house)
- First Aid supplies
We don’t think that is enough — WaZaap suggest you add the following items to your list:
- Shotgun (with extra amp)
- Several automatic pistols
- Axe
- Flares (in case you need to illuminate a dark corridor or street)
- Fresh Meat (throw it in one direction and run the other way)
- Good running shoes
- Extra set of underwear (you might need them)
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