John Edwards Not Guilty -Feels So Pretty!
John Edwards narrowly escaped spending the next 30 years in jail by the wave of his pretty hair!
John Edwards was acquitted on one count of accepting illegal campaign contributions and a mistrial was declared on five other counts. Jurors could decide if he illegally used campaign funds to make his pregnant mistress disappear.
The moral of the story here folks is that people with nice hair get all the breaks!